January 2012
Benedict Cumberbatch and alternative careers...
If he started selling sleeping bags, he could be Benedict Slumberbatch
If he studied mathematics, he might be Benedict Numberbatch
If he wasn't quite singing, he'd be Benedict Humberbatch
If he went on Strictly, he'd be Benedict Rumba-batch
If he took up dancing aerobics, he'd be Benedict Zumba-batch
If he was messy with food, he'd be Benedict Crumberbatch
If he were a dentist, he'd be Benedict Gumberbatch
If he got a blog, he'd be Benedict Tumblr-batch
If he felled wood, he'd be Benedict Lumberbatch
If he played guitar, he'd be Benedict Strumberbatch
Omg Zazzles.
no one: i like you
no one: you're really pretty
no one: do you want to go on a date
no one: are you okay
no one: hi
