July 2012
whenever i reblog my own posts i feel like im gretchen weiners trying to make fetch happen
i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin
This is the most UK-centric sentence I’ve ever seen written
In primary school when you and your mate would pretend to sharpen your woody pointy writer-downers to have a jolly good chin wag at the bin
If Adele can make a career out of complaining about her life then so can I
why is there even a medal in gymnastics give them all awards for even being able to do that ridiculous shit at all
- olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
- me: falls on face trying to put socks on
excuse me while i blog in private
